Guess what I'm eating and receive a prize

[johnholmes]

I will try to answer any yes or no questions posed in here. The first person to guess what I am eating right now will get something mailed from me. I haven't decided what, yet, but I'm sure it will be worth it. I may even include an autographed picture.

I will only answer yes or no questions, and you all know me, so I'm going to be as vague as humanly possible.



edit - Oh, and typical "Mom can't win" rules apply

[Delissa]

Fish?

[johnholmes]

No.

[Delissa]

snack food?

[KarrenOliver]

Slim Jim?

[Allison]

Is there cheese on it?

[KellyMarie]

autographed picture? Oh my, someone feels very self important today :lol:

[johnholmes]

No to all so far. Except mom. I always feel self important.

[Delissa]

venison?

[KarrenOliver]

Homemade jerky?

[Jeanne]

Yakisoba?

[johnholmes]

No, No, and No.

You can ask questions instead of just wildly guessing, but I will reply publicly. So, someone might snipe the answer!

[Delissa]

Is it brown?

[Jeanne]

Is it nothing at the moment?

[Allison]

Is it salty?

[KarrenOliver]

Is it a meat?

[KarrenOliver]

Is it a fruit?

[Rasha]

is it a baby?


what! I wouldn't put it past you... lol, jk :)

[Heather]

:lol: Is it blood? (Trying to woo Edward maybe):rolling:

[Drea]

Is it chips...

[Drea]

Peanuts..

[wendy1214]

CapnCrunch

[Rasha]

does it have rice crispy in it?

[johnholmes]

Is it brown?
Not completely

Is it nothing at the moment?
Well, nothing right now, but I won't cheat like that. It was a real tangible thing

Is it salty?
No

Is it a meat?
No

Is it a fruit?
No

is it a baby?


what! I wouldn't put it past you... lol, jk :)
hahahaha - no

:lol: Is it blood? (Trying to woo Edward maybe):rolling:
No

Is it chips...
No - but very close

Peanuts..
No

CapnCrunch
No

does it have rice crispy in it?
No

[KarrenOliver]

Reese cup

[KarrenOliver]

Pretzels

[KarrenOliver]

Bagel

[Rasha]

cream cheese

[wendy1214]

bagel chips

[johnholmes]

Reese cup
no

Pretzels
no

Bagel
no

cream cheese
no

bagel chips
no

[KarrenOliver]

Let's be sure of everything we do know: It's not completely brown and not salty. Close to chips.

Is all of this correct?

[Heather]

Banana chips?

[Allison]

Is it sweet?

[Allison]

Is it healthy?

[Allison]

Do you need silverware to eat it?

[Rasha]

Was it steak? (not sure if someone said this and too lazy to read back)

[johnholmes]

Let's be sure of everything we do know: It's not completely brown and not salty. Close to chips.

Is all of this correct?
I wouldn't say "close" to chips. But, it was the best guess so far

Banana chips?
No

Is it sweet?
It has a sweet taste, but sweet isn't the defining feature

Is it healthy?
Yes

Do you need silverware to eat it?
Best question so far ;) You need silverware to serve it, but not to actually ingest it.

Was it steak? (not sure if someone said this and too lazy to read back)
Nope

[wendy1214]

How about sweet gerkin pickles??

[johnholmes]

How about sweet gerkin pickles??

No

[KarrenOliver]

Sweet potato?

[Rasha]

Salsa? (you don't have to ingest it with a spoon, but need a spoon to get on plate?)

[johnholmes]

Salsa? (you don't have to ingest it with a spoon, but need a spoon to get on plate?)

As much as it pains me to admit this, you are correct. I've got some great P&G coupons if you'll PM me a mailing address.

[wendy1214]

Way to go Rasha!!!!!

[KellyMarie]

uhmmm...maybe she wants that autographed pic too :P

[johnholmes]

uhmmm...maybe she wants that autographed pic too :P

Eh, she's got a boyfriend. I don't send *those* pictures to attached women ;)

[KellyMarie]

ahhh....gotch'ya :lol:

[wendy1214]

lol

[KarrenOliver]

Congrats Rasha!!!

[Heather]

:lol: Good job Rasha! I hope you aren't too disappointed you don't get the picture!! :lol:

[Allison]

Great Job Rasha!! Bummer about the picture though

[Heather]

Kelly you should make a game and tell John he can't win... :lol:

[Rasha]

YAY!!! I thought for sure I would win on the baby thing though...

and yes, I am truly devastated about the picture :cry:

[Heather]

:lol:

[johnholmes]

YAY!!! I thought for sure I would win on the baby thing though...

and yes, I am truly devastated about the picture :cry:

You can have one if you really want it, but I can't promise you won't don a diaper and drive to Arkansas with a case of cola and no restroom breaks.

[KellyMarie]

:rolling: Rasha, there are plenty of pics of him on FB...just ask your sister to send you the links, she is honored enough to be one of his "friends"

[Rasha]

you can have one if you really want it, but i can't promise you won't don a diaper and drive to arkansas with a case of cola and no restroom breaks.

lmao!

[Rasha]

:rolling: Rasha, there are plenty of pics of him on FB...just ask your sister to send you the links, she is honored enough to be one of his "friends"

Oh is she? lol

[Heather]

You can have one if you really want it, but I can't promise you won't don a diaper and drive to Arkansas with a case of cola and no restroom breaks.:rolling:

[johnholmes]

See attachment. You can print it off at your own risk. I'm not responsible for any blisters or pissed off significant others.

[Rasha]

hahaha no smile.... just what i expected!

[Heather]

Hurry everyone print them and sell them on ebay! It's not everyday you get an autographed picture of the senior troll!! :lol:

[KellyMarie]

:lol:

[Heather]

Wow I am going to make a killing on Ebay this week I have autographed pics of the troll and I have medallions now!! :lol:

[KellyMarie]

Wow I am going to make a killing on Ebay this week I have autographed pics of the troll and I have medallions now!! :lol:

:rolling: Just imagine if you advertised autographed pics of "John Holmes" on ebay :rolling: And no I was not on drugs when I named him, and well if you are very young just wiki the name :lol:

[wendy1214]

lol-- I think they would get a BIG surprise!!! :rolling:

[KarrenOliver]

Wendy.....only John knows the answer to that!!!

[Heather]

:lol: I did have to Wiki it. There are a lot of John Holmes, but I am assuming you guys are referring to this one: John Holmes (actor) (1944–1988), pornographic film star :lol: Too Funny!!

[KellyMarie]

:lol: yeah, he gets ribbed over that all the time :lol:

[Heather]

:lol:

[johnholmes]

:lol: yeah, he gets ribbed over that all the time :lol:

That's what SHE said.

[Heather]

:laugh::pound:

[Rasha]

porn star!!! hahaha

[wendy1214]

He gets "ribbed" over that all the time- at least he doesn't get tickled (french ticklers that is!!)

[KellyMarie]

:lol:

[johnholmes]

He gets "ribbed" over that all the time- at least he doesn't get tickled (french ticklers that is!!)

And, you know I don't how?